Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

It's mildy cool out in the gloom of the coming dawn. The morning is blanketed
with a fog so heavy that Main Street beyond is hidden completely. Slowly but surely the
world around you is waking up. You can't help but smile softly, cause you haven't even been
to bed yet. An entire pot of coffee courses through your veins and you're only starting to feel
the fatigue of doing absolutely nothing all night long.
You're mood is vaguely strange. Part of you wants to walk around naked, the
other half wants to zip you hoodie up completely. You think of all the places you want to
visit, but somehow are content with being right where you are. It wont last long, it never
does. But in those few moments of standing out on your porch, drinking another cup of
strong coffee, you feel completely at peace.
A flock of Black Birds fly over the field between you and Main Street. You
laugh softly at the fact that you can hear their loud chattering, but can't seen a damn one of
them. For some reason, they make you think of the sea. Foggy mornings out on the coast.
And you make a promise to yourself that you'll go to the beach some time in the future and
watch the sunrise over the water. It's something you haven't seen since you were a small
child, and a piece of you feels like it's something that's been missing.
A small smile sets itself on your face, and for the first time in a long time, it feels
real. Life is changing for you again. And maybe this time, you're on the road that will take
you from that small town you feel content with right now. Maybe the road will lead you to
those far off places you've only heard of. Where the sea is blue and not brown. Where the
summers aren't so stifling. Where all your smiles will be real.

If you've added me and requested that I add you back, please forgive me for not doing so. I am absolutely terrible about remember who's asked and actually doing so.

So if you've added me or want to add me just leave a comment.

Okay, so I cut my list down. If you were away and didn't see my posts before and REALLY want to be on my list, tell me and I'll probably add you back.


And also, I will not be adding anyone just cause they like my fics. If you're on my list to read my stories, then I've cut you and you can read them when I post them in comms. Not to be rude but this is my personal journal, so yeah...I'll get around to doing a writing one some day.

I'm wanting to write a story that deals with the supernatural and the paranormal. I want a big factor in this story to be a big massive stalking beast that is evil and intelligent.

But I also need some information on evil spirits and things that haunt a person, not a place. I'm really interesting on researching more into the paranormal. I know a little, but in order to write a story that is accurate and worth reading, I feel it that I need to know more.

So any help you can offer is greatly appreciated.